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The coolest pimp having, no marky mark, ruler of Planet Drool. He reigns over all men and women, especially women. He's a tall boy with long luscious hair and even though he may seem like he's too cool for you, he probably is. He has two "personal servants" named Carmello and Nathaniel. Carmello being his favorite personal servant. Nathaniel is only there since he was left there since he was left there in his mothers dead when she had passed from the "10,000 Calorie Hot Cheetos Challenge!" in one day. He also has a best budd buddy boy toy (pause) cool ultra light beam kanye west Bfb da pacman Teejayx6 manapua man loving man child best friend named Elijah. He also has a Comedic/Rap and/or Trio and podcast in the workshop named, "Alvin and The Pimpmunks Trademarked." He is basically the best persono to have when asking for world domination manapua man domination. He a cool cool no boofy boofy goofy goofy type of niga.
Carmello: What do you want me to do with the leftover sugar cubes that I received from cleaning?
Lemanai: Just feed it to the dog!
Carmello: I'm sorry almighty powerful big man socially vulnerable at the right time and isn't afraid of having a vulnerable moments a the right time unlike me with my bitch ass.
Lemanai: Shut up already Carmello!
Carmello: Yes sir, I'm sorry!
Elijah: Haha, yessir. Get down on your knees naker and call me baby (Pause) sike no one like yo punk ass bitch ass mark ass stupid ass dumb ass manapua man loving ol terio from popeyes ol "ET Bone Hoe" loving rule 34 ass weird ass wraith is waifu no friends social anxiety you need a therapist to talk to since you don't have any friends haha lonely ass nigga only pussy you get is scar and the on you came out of ol no friends having ass bitch get some friends with yo stupid islander having ass shut the hell up before I bomb your island stupid hawaiian.
*Meanwhile*
Nathaniel: Time to eat my "10,00 Calories Hot Cheeto Challenge" or as I like to call it, "The Nathaniel Everyday" challenge!
Lemanai by Rick Danchez January 11, 2021
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026