The coolest pimp having, no marky
mark, ruler of Planet Drool. He reigns over all
men and women, especially women. He's a tall boy with long luscious hair and even though he
may seem like he's too cool for you, he probably is. He has two "personal servants" named Carmello and
Nathaniel. Carmello being his favorite personal servant.
Nathaniel is only there since he was left there since he was left there in his mothers dead when she had passed from the "10,000 Calorie Hot Cheetos Challenge!" in one day. He also has a best budd buddy boy toy (pause) cool ultra light beam kanye west Bfb da pacman Teejayx6 manapua man loving man
child best friend named Elijah. He also has a Comedic/Rap and/or Trio and podcast in the workshop named, "Alvin and The Pimpmunks Trademarked." He is basically the best persono to have when asking for world domination manapua man domination. He a cool cool no boofy boofy goofy goofy type of niga.
Carmello: What do you want me to do with the leftover sugar cubes that I received from cleaning?
Lemanai: Just feed it to the dog!
Carmello: I'm sorry almighty powerful big man socially vulnerable at the right
time and isn't afraid of having a vulnerable moments a the right
time unlike me with my bitch ass.
Lemanai: Shut up already Carmello!
Carmello: Yes sir, I'm sorry!
Elijah: Haha, yessir. Get down on your knees naker and call me baby (Pause) sike no one like yo punk ass bitch ass mark ass stupid ass dumb ass manapua man loving ol terio from popeyes ol "ET Bone Hoe" loving
rule 34 ass weird ass wraith is waifu no friends social
anxiety you need a therapist to talk to since you don't have any friends haha lonely ass nigga only pussy you get is scar and the on you came out of ol no friends having ass bitch get some friends with yo stupid islander having ass shut the hell up before I bomb your island stupid hawaiian.
*Meanwhile*
Nathaniel: Time to eat my "10,00 Calories Hot Cheeto Challenge" or as I like to call it, "The
Nathaniel Everyday" challenge!