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League-J 

When one receives a fellatio (or a blowjob) while playing Riot's League of Legends
"Did you hear about Dave's girlfriend?! She totally gave him a League-J after he ganked bot lane!"
"She told me for my birthday that if I hit Silver Rank that she'd give me a League-J."
League-J by llllllbean January 22, 2021
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League Jumper

Someone, usually male, who is dating a female that is way too hot to be with a troll like him. Also known as dating out of his/her league.
Hey Mike, did you see that guy Sara is with?? He is definetly a league Jumper! He's either rich or packing...lol
League Jumper by tootall816 March 31, 2009

No League January

new year, new you. A month of no playing League of Legends in any way, shape or form for an entire month.
gf: you’re addicted to league of legends. Time to go the No League January phase

Josstice League

A butchered version of the Real Justice League (coming out in 2021) made by the REAL hack Joss Whedon
"Hey man did you watch Justice League?"

"Yeah, so bad, I think we should call it Josstice League"
Josstice League by Dr. Doom23 October 31, 2020

Zack Snyder's Justice League 

Zack Snyder's true vision for the Justice League, a heavy metal Lord of the Rings epic, definitely rated R and necessarily over 3 and a half hours long.
Wow, Zack Snyder's Justice League is a stone cold masterpiece.

The Justice League of America 

A collection of extraordinary men brought forth to save the country from certain corruption. The league includes; The Verdi, Saint Maudahbee, The Bermanator, Little Joe, Lennox The Great, and sometimes Sir Cus Bear of Kushman. The league disbanded in 2008 when a few key members were wrongly in-prisoned.
One day The Justice League of America will reunite, and the scum of this country will be sorry they were ever born.

Justice League

A series of comic books that have existed in one incarnation or another from the 60s to the present.
Founding members included Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, and Aquaman, though DC likes to re-write history and past founders have been changed to exclude Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman, including Black Canary, Moon Maiden and Triumph instead.
There have been three main series of Justice League of America comics with many spinoffs, including international branches, rotating teams, and even a black ops league. The Justice League formula tends to be this: Popular heroes team up in the beginning, there's some internal conflict in the team, and the team separates and reconstructs with some new obscure members. As the comic goes on, the reconstructions occur more and more often, until finally the comic is full of people you don't know and it gets canned and restarted quickly.
There is also a Justice League Unlimited comic book, proving that it is possible to sell a comic book, that is based on a show, that is based on a comic book.
LITTLE KID: "Hey, is that comic book Justice League Unlimited like on Cartoon Network?"
OLDER DUDE: "No way, it's good old Justice League International with Blue Beetle and Guy Gardner."
LITTLE KID: "Blue who?"
Justice League by DarthPez September 23, 2005
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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