Lazy lion 

A suitor, typically male who whilst in the courting phase of a relationship, repeatedly fails to take the lead, pursuit and/or follow through with an action or plan.
This leaves the suitee with a feeling that the suitor is not interested in them due to lack of execution.

Girl 1: Who are you bringing to the party tonight?
Girl 2: I decided I'm bringing my new crush. The guy I was getting to know is a lazy lion and I've lost interest.

Lazy lion by CutieFatPuss December 29, 2021

lazy lion 

The act of sitting with your testicles tucked between your legs

“Bro I had dinner with my girlfriends parents last night and I did the lazy lion the entire time.”

lazy lion by Massive Slong July 6, 2018

lazy lion 

Where you cross one leg over the other with your testicles hanging in between.

Wow Chris you look comfortable, might want some shorts on though hanging like a lazy lion.

lazy lion by Euky July 6, 2018