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lazy wally 

The effect given when one's penis strikes anothers face with such force that it causes the victim to become walleyed.
Brandon's mom not only stinks like fish, but she looks like a fish now because I gave her the lazy wally.
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Lazy Wally 

A lazy Wally occurs when you slap your penis once or repeatedly against the side of ones' face/head. This causes the muscles in the eye to spasm moving the eye off center, which makes the person appear to have a Lazy Eye.
Dude, check out Brian's mom, Seth just gave her a Lazy Wally
and now the bitch can't even see straight.

I'd like to give her a lazy Wally.
Lazy Wally by Mr.lazy wally December 31, 2007
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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