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Lawn John 

A rare scenerio in which a neighbor plants flowers in a toilet bowl outside of their house for decoration and someone goes over (typically after midnight) to defacate uncontrollably in it for the homeowner to find it the next day.

see also: lawn John silver, flower plop, a steamy Brian, fertile terdle, house warming gift, midnight special.
"Man, that guy is a legend! He executed the rare Lawn John last night!"
Lawn John by sneakyle June 21, 2017
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