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Law Man

The law man is a term used for the police in the southern area of the United States, typically New Orleans , and southwestern Louisiana
“I seen the law man on the block earlier look like he was trying to find something

“Me and my brother just ran from the law man last night , they had us going almost 180”

“U better swallow the rest of that bud before the law man finds it”

“Man fuck the law man”
by dannydevitoishotandhisdickbig September 25, 2023
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georgia law man

A total fucking banger of a song by Poor Mans Poison
“Hey man, have you heard the song Georgia Law Man? It totally slaps.”
Shut the fuck up Jeremy and help me hide the body
by Radeblade October 8, 2020
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Good Law Man

Best exemplified by Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, until they screwed him out of his pension!
Random Citizen: Roscoe was a good law man. That was, until they voted to not award him his pension.
by EagleAS October 28, 2018
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Man Law Bible

The ultimate reference guide book for any and all Man Laws. It was published in 2009 by Brian Griswold and Paul Skyllz. It's the best thing for men since the full picture Karma Sutra. This book is the antithesis of everything feminine and metro sexual.

WARNING: This book may cause rage, weeping, hair loss, weight loss, excessive weight gain, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, head aches, euphoria, decapitation, loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of spouse, gambling, nose bleeds, groin pain, international incidents, uncontrollable night terrors, uncontrollable turrets, uncontrollable hatred for the French, finger dislocation, shoulder dislocation, domicile dislocation, painful laughter, and hiccups. Don't use while sleeping and driving. After reading avoid using heavy machinery or flying for 12 hours. If blood shoots out from your eyes, stop reading and contact your doctor. In the case of being stranded on a deserted island or being hunted by a rich billionaire, do not rely on this book to save your life. This book has been known to incite riots, uprisings, revolutions, divorce, wet t-shirt contests, and mutiny. Read this book carefully and avoid eye contact with Zombies.
A look inside The Man Law Bible:

Man Law 5- A man cannot be bisexual.

Man Law 157- There is no reason why a man should ever sit on another man's lap.

Man Law 232- It's always Beer30 somewhere.

Man Law 301- You should eat at least one meal a month while standing.

Man Law 334- Never eye wink another man.

Man Law 417- You should always take a girl up on a bet that she can't put her whole fist in her mouth.
by Doc Grimshaw November 21, 2011
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Man Law

The invisible yet ever powerful restrictions placed upon the actions of men that you SHOULD follow.
"Oh shit that girl is fucking hot."
"Dude. I told you I wanted that before you wanted on it."
"Damn. Alright. You're my bro so I'll let you try to hit that up."
"Cool."
"Yeah. It's man law after all. If man law expires though thats mine."
"Alright. Awesome.
by Man Law September 8, 2006
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man law

If your friends ex comes on to you or you find her attractive then you have to have your friends consent to have any relations with before said female, BUT, talking to her is perfectly fine.
MAn LaW: exlp #1
Joe: hey man, amber is coming on to me.
Matt: idc, hit that shit!
Joe: Hell yea!

MAn LaW: exlp #2
Jesy: dude i think yo ex katey is hot.
Tone: cool i dont, go for it.
Jesy: dont gotta tell me twice.
by JoEho! August 10, 2009
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violation of man law

pissing in the one next to an occupied stall
saying something gay
not pulling out
crying for whatever reason unless a herioc dog dies
texting your friends girlfriend after 2 a.m.
john was watching days of our lives and noticed jill broke up with tom and he started ballin like a bitch, violation of man law!!!
by haironmycock February 11, 2008
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