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Late Early 

When you are supposed to be five minutes early but are running late so technically you're right on time.
Girl: "I am so late!"
Guy: "What? You'll be right on time."
Girl: "Nooooo! I'm late early!"
Late Early by misspelld December 2, 2010
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early late

When you arrive later than you would normally be, but are still early.
person 1: "I'm a bit later than I was last time, but I'll still be on time, I'm early late!"
early late by d.d.1.2 May 28, 2019

EARLY OR LATE

typically someone who annoys the shit out of everyone by asking them the same question over and over again
"early or late?"- he is asking you the lunch "whats the time?"-he is asking you the time "oh hi manraaaaaaaj, how are you?"- SWEET HOME ALABAMA
EARLY OR LATE by YEETMASTER123456 October 8, 2019

So late that it's early

A term that you can use to know that it's time to go to bed, usually far past midnight, it is late for you, but it might be early for some other drunk idiot.
John:"Damn, I need to go to bed, it's so late that it's early."

early but never to late 

The girl you love so much but she leaves you because of a past relationship.
Man that girl is went early but never to late for her to leave my heart

latearly 

lateearly The mixture of late and early. The period of time between 4-6 a.m. after staying awake all night. It is "late" from the previous day, yet "early" for the current day.
Man I woke up latearly today.
latearly by Tommy April 18, 2005

latearly 

Latearly is a relative verb combo between late and early meaning that something is both late and early and with equal magnitude of each meaning. It can be applied to times, locations, feelings etc.
Your boss tells you to come in at 8:00, you usually come in at 10:00, so you come in at 9:00, you are latearly, both late and early.
latearly by Platz April 27, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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