Las Vegas

Where everyone is trying to steal your money, but in Vegas, it's legal.

The architecture is cool though

"I just went to Las Vegas to spend $13,000 on a chicken-based slot machine"
"I don't care but hey look at this Eiffel Tower"

by obscureharrypottercharacter December 29, 2022

las vegas

Las vegas is when you do the joke and die

'Look! John did the las vegas! The motherfucker will die now"

by joe mamamus February 21, 2021

las vegas

When you go out both Friday and Saturday during the weekend.

Xavier do we have a las vegas this week?
No, I'm a fucking nerd, going to stay at home.

by pedroaguia8 March 10, 2023

las vegas

When you go out both Friday and Saturday during the weekend.

Xavier are we doing las vegas this week?
No, I'm a fucking nerd, going to stay at home.

by pedroaguia8 March 10, 2023

Las Vegas

The place Gus Sorola really doesn't wanna go to

Burnie: "We're only 5 hours away from Las Vegas"
Gus: "I'm not going to Vegas, don't talk about Vegas!"

by CURNICNLGEE January 26, 2022

La Vega ISD

A school full of hoe ass niggas and hoe ass bitches.The guys will say they love u but B A B Y he lyin.The female’s 😼 has already been used so if you lookin for a virgin you better go get one of the body builder females.Besides that we really good at sports.

La Vega ISD ghetto asf.

by Drugdealer.hoes February 23, 2019

Las Vegas Shuffle

If you can, To take your best friend’s cum filled condom, pull the cum side out and fuck his drugged sister with it.

My best friend been fucking my wife. So, I Las Vegas Shuffled his sister.

by Dankboymemes May 16, 2020