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Larry Tate 

Larry Tate was Darrin's obnoxious boss on Bewitched always telling someone to get him a drink. The way to fix a guy like this is to rub your dick around on the inside of his glass before fixing his drink. Or if your in a restaurant when he leaves to go to the bathroom poor his drink into an empty glass put his glass under the table then whip out your schlong and run it around the inside of the glass then pour his drink back in.
When Alan went to the bathroom Chuck gave him a Larry Tate and we all laughed our ass off watching him finish his drink.
Larry Tate by rustyfalcon March 24, 2008
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Larry Tate on the rocks 

Similar to a Larry Tate but it takes a 2nd guy to rub his nuts on the rim of the glass, hence the "on the rocks" part.
Steve and Bob were so fed up with Jim bossing them around they gave him a Larry Tate on the rocks when he left the table.

The Larry Tate 

When a man smears his ejaculate on a partner's upper lip.

This gives the recipient what amounts to an old man's white moustache, (eg. Larry Tate from Bewitched)

Bonus points are given if the recipient twitches their nose like Samantha afterwards.
She always has me finish on her chin, but today I gave her the Larry Tate. Yep, the old man's white moustache!
The Larry Tate by doccerz June 4, 2010
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