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Lanier Middle School 

-The deepest pit of hell
-Filled with assholes and gangster wannabies, with a few sluts sprinkeled in for good measure
-The teachers are either awesome or they suck
-If you can't pretend you're rich, you will be shunned by people who can
-some douche spread poop on the walls in the boys bathroom spring 2011 and now the administration thinks all boys are troublemakers
-YOU WILL HAVE AT LEAST ONE SEXIST TEACHER!!
-A grouping for all the posers in northern VA, with some poor sorry bastards thrown in against their will
Mom: "Hey, honey how was school?"
Student: "Same old, same old."
Mom: "OH NO! It was THAT BAD?"
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Lanier middle school 

Person one: what is school to you.
Person two: a pure shit hole A.K.A Lanier middle school

Lanier Middle School 

A horrible place with mainly hispanics that the government calls a "School". If you want to meet wannabe Latinos and Hispanics, you either go here or to Taco Bell.
The structure of the building slightly resembles a juvenile detention facility
"Where do you go to school?"
"Lanier Middle School."
"oh my god and you're not mentally damaged?!"

Lanier Middle School 

Start with a strong base of administrative staff that never get along with their teachers. Stir together some lacrosse douches, gay ass Mexican kids, pussy black kids from the magnet program, and just a sprinkle of try hard Asians. Add in a restrictive dress code, shitty sports team, a few games of soggy biscuit, and a fuck load of mediocre racist jokes. Now deep fry that shit into some Raising Canes. This dish is best served cold like the cafeteria food with a side of bull shit and seasoned with Lamar High School applications. Voila!
Arabic Refugee: I lost everything, my house, my wife, my kids, my left leg…
Lanier Student: I go to Lanier Middle School.

Arabic Refugee: Oh my Allah that’s terrible!
Lanier Student: Shut the fuck up you brown ass bomber!

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026