Lance Flugelhorn Share definition Flag Worlds coolest guy. Spends his time bartering on craigslist, usually for cats. Lance Flugelhorn traded me a vacuum cleaner for a cat that supposedly used a toilet. Lance Flugelhorn by CatTrainer1974 April 19, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Lance Flugelhorn mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch