lamprey 

An uncircumcised penis. So named because of the resemblance between the puckered-up foreskin at the end of the flaccid penis and the sucker mouth of a lamprey.

Antonio's uncut - he's got big old lamprey in his pants.

lamprey by bws55 September 3, 2007

lamprey 

A firm attachment accompanied by sucking of one individual's mouth to another individual's anus, forming a complete seal.

Last night I totally did the lamprey on a chick's asshole.

lamprey by Scrim March 3, 2008

lamprey 

An asshole, esp. parasitic or slovenly, though sometimes anatomically.

Get this- those lampreys at my HMO denied payment on my pancreatitis treatment just because "the subject failed to properly disclose his hair had no such 'dirty-blond' status, but was instead ocre-hued."

lamprey by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 17, 2007

lamprey 

Slang for a female's shaved pubic hair/vagina.

"Since pussy shaving is so common, should we really use the word 'beaver' anymore? Perhaps it should be changed to 'lamprey'."

lamprey by sickfeeling October 21, 2007

Lamprey Store 

Any small store that is built in close proximity to a Wal-Mart

I can't believe how many lamprey stores have popped up around the new Wal-Mart since it opened; little leeches living on the droppings of the shark

Lamprey Store by Ringo Saint Hellboy January 22, 2011

Lamprey pie 

Something gross involving dicks, esp limp ones

I accidentally walked into the bros locker room and saw so much lamprey pie

Lamprey pie by Katie Bitch$ December 12, 2013

Joke lamprey 

A person who tries to claim a funny thought, or joke as their own when they either had nothing or very little to do with it.

Guy 1: Did I tell you about the new sex position I came up with, I call it the Lazy Astronaut.
Guy 2:Dude you did not invent that I already read about it on the Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1:ummm yea I was the one who posted it
Guy 2: B.S. man! I know the dude that invented it! You are such a Joke Lamprey...

Joke lamprey by Salmonhq February 13, 2008