Lamposting 

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.

Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.

Lamposting by c.harris April 18, 2018

stuffy lampost 

when a guy gets cockblocked

she gave me a stuffy lampost

stuffy lampost by ladeegagahh October 9, 2011

lampposted 

When, while not looking, you walk into a lamppost.

*Dave walks into a lamppost*
Mike: Har har, you got lampposted!

lampposted by Kempo May 23, 2006

Irish lamppost 

When you get a boner and and tuck it between you waistband and stomach to conceal it's massiveness

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

Irish lamppost by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017

Lamposted 

The act of getting stuck between a lamppost and another nearby surface e.g a fence, wall or hedge.

I was walking home drunk last night and I tried to be clever but I ended up getting lamposted.

Lamposted by Kubadude September 5, 2016

Lampost 

One of the many genders

I sexually identify myself as a lampost

Lampost by Pedophilc Paul May 24, 2017

Lamppost 

The name you would be called after doing a stupid action.

"Aiden, you're such a lamppost!" His friends yelled at him.

Lamppost by JPSzfilms December 5, 2013