Lamemachine 

a person that is so lame, they might as well be a lame-machine.

"dood, ryan is a total lamemachine!"

"no way man, he's with Allegra, and she's the shiz."

Lamemachine by Allegramachine1217 March 5, 2010

LadyMachine 

A fine athletic guatemalan and pretty face female, who can easily do any kind of activity such as work, study, dance, chill, kiss, cook,etc. etc. etc. in just 24 hrs a day.

x: - I wish I could do pole dance after college, but I have no time!

y: - I can
x: - You surely are a LadyMachine!

LadyMachine by Oximoron May 20, 2013