Definitions by Allegramachine1217

Lamemachine

a person that is so lame, they might as well be a lame-machine.

"dood, ryan is a total lamemachine!"

"no way man, he's with Allegra, and she's the shiz."

someone that is so corny, they might as well be an entire cornfield.

"Women should have rights equal to men!"

"you're being such a cornfield right now, homie."