Lamemachine

a person that is so lame, they might as well be a lame-machine.
"dood, ryan is a total lamemachine!"

"no way man, he's with Allegra, and she's the shiz."
by Allegramachine1217 March 05, 2010
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cornfield

someone that is so corny, they might as well be an entire cornfield.
"Women should have rights equal to men!"

"you're being such a cornfield right now, homie."
by Allegramachine1217 March 05, 2010
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