Lakeville, MN

Lakeville Minnesota is a town where you will find all sorts of people . The rich upper class prudes, Lower class stoners who some how obtain money to buy the things they need, homeless teenagers, bitches, sluts, jocks, etc . Then you have the police that have nothing better to do all day but follow around the local bad asses who are nothing but a big family "The Famm" doing what they need to, to survive . The use of cigarettes is at an astounding rate by the many under aged teens you are probably afraid your kids might end up like one day . Although these kids may smoke, drink, and think life has no purpose but to fucking party (and the town whores who like sex.. A LOT) they are some of the sweetest people you will find yourself coming across while your pumping gas at your car in the McKwik parking lot or brining your small children to play at the beach . By the way, Lakeville South . This world loves you even if we may have lost to some rich ass kids from Lakeville North .

"I smell bacon I smell grease . Oh my god it's the Lakeville police ! Oh shit, time to dip !" - Lakeville South

"Oh shit, another STD.." -Lakeville North

Thats Lakeville, MN for ya

Lakeville, MN by Gahhgahhhh February 23, 2011

Lakeville, MN

This is a town that is 20 minutes away from civilization. It is a 3rd ring suburb of Minneapolis meaning that it has just as many stupid annoying prep snobs who pompously think they're better than the rest of the world as Edina has. The only difference is they're now being mixed in with Rednecks and the state's supply of Meth-heads. This city has surprisingly few lakes for a town called LAKEville (I've only seen one maybe 2 there) and no matter where you are everywhere you could possibly want to be is inconveniently far away.

Minnesotan 1:Did you see all those woodticks?
Minnesotan 2:Yeah, we drove through Lakeville, MN.

Lakeville, MN by j3wman April 22, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016