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a word to describe someone who is being awfully retarded and awkward. they are generally being super lame...
*girl invites guy who likes her to come over to her house. they are watching a movie*

-Girl-
"Sooo..why are you sitting wayyyyy over there?"
"Why won't you answer me..?"
"Stop ignoring me!"
-Boy-
"I'm not." he barely whispers.
-Girl-
"Your being a fucking lamward get out of my house."
lamward by EmmyKay April 23, 2008
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Lawardia 

Lawardia (noun) - the flow of an extreme amount of awesome coming from a source; most typically when someone sexual rides a bike like a LOWRIDA.
Wow thats some crazy Lawardia right there!
Lawardia by LawardiaMaster February 20, 2009
Lajwart is a stone blue colour
This lajwart stone I want
lajwart by anonymous November 25, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026