lamward

a word to describe someone who is being awfully retarded and awkward. they are generally being super lame...

*girl invites guy who likes her to come over to her house. they are watching a movie*

-Girl-
"Sooo..why are you sitting wayyyyy over there?"
"Why won't you answer me..?"
"Stop ignoring me!"
-Boy-
"I'm not." he barely whispers.
-Girl-
"Your being a fucking lamward get out of my house."

by EmmyKay April 23, 2008

Lampard

Moaning at the slightest issue or injustice due to over-sensitivity or to deflect attention away from one's own shortcomings.

"It was never a yellow card, but there was no need to have such a Lampard over it"

by football365247 July 29, 2020

Frank Lampard

The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards

Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super Frankie Lampard

by Biddy February 20, 2005

Frank Lampard

Frank James Lampard, Jr., (born 20 June 1978) is an English football player currently at Chelsea and previously with West Ham United and Swansea City. Lampard is a central midfielder known for his powerful long-range shots and prolific goalscoring abilities from midfield.

-Bob: did you know that Frank Lampard is Chelsea's highest scoring midfielder of all time.
-ManUnwanted: I only watch mainstream Shrek, C. Divealdo, and Ali G playing for retired Alex.

by Alkawi May 27, 2007

lambardi slap

To slap someone with your dick, preferably in the face

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene in the face

by lambardi slap October 11, 2007

Frank Lampard

A gorgous footy player who plays for Chelsea and England in midfield, and whips off his shirt after every match.

Frank Lampard, he is sex on legs

by lamps4eva July 6, 2006

Lampard

A person who has repeatedly benefited from nepotism and is often elevated to positions of stature despite clear inadequacies and/or previous failures.

"I see Glenn forgot to order toilet rolls again. He's such a Lampard"

by DrederickTatum February 1, 2020