Lactode 

A person who is lactose intolerant.

Jason can't have dairy products because he is a lactode.

Lactode by Kenneth Douglass April 9, 2010

Lactose intolerant intolerant 

The inability to be around people that incessantly talk about their condition.

I can't stand to eat lunch with Sally. All she talks about is being lactose intolerant. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant.

Lactose intolerant intolerant by Rollo168 March 14, 2014

Lactose Cans 

Voluptuous perky tits that are a product of perfection sans the lactation. You wouldn't want to suckle on anything else once you see these.

What Westley meant to tell Buttercup in Princess Bride was ... "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans"

Lactose Cans by Barbie Reject January 25, 2011

lactose intolerant 

Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.

Jillian is lactose intolerant; she can't drink milk.

lactose intolerant by xxyuli September 3, 2006

lactodeflection

The annoying tendency for poured milk to bounce off breakfast cereal and onto the table or counter.

Man, I had my IRS 1040 all filled out and signed when a lactodeflection off my corn flakes splattered it with milk. I knew I shouldn't do taxes at breakfast.

lactodeflection by CoolBoomer November 13, 2011

Lactose Overload 

The euphoria felt after giving a woman a motor boat

Dude, after pulling my face out of her tits I experienced a lactose overload.

Lactose Overload by justhatguy July 27, 2009

Lactosesexual

The sexual attraction to milk and dairy products.

What should I do if my boyfriend is a lactosesexual?

Lactosesexual by Faedom May 13, 2021