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laquanathan 

When you fucking a bitch and she gently slides a dildo up your ass and she softly whispers "my dick is bigger than yours daddy."
Bro this bitch hit me with a laquanathan last night.
laquanathan by Laquanathan December 22, 2017
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Laquala is a cute,charming,kind. Always has good humor. One of the most kindest people you will ever meet. Can be mean when wanting to.
Laquala is a cute and charming
laquala by Charmingboy4321 October 16, 2020
a name my white friend came up with when pretending to be black
*friend in a hurry to think up name*

UH UH UH IM LAQUANA
laquana by Atticus Finch July 22, 2015
improper spelling of the dickheads frigging name!
Go suck your self you moron!
No Laquaaaataaaasss! I'll go and suck yourself!

laquavais 

A hood nigga quiet and smart will always ride and never give a fuck
Y’all laquavais just don’t care
laquavais by Laquavais May 29, 2018
Laquay is a kind girl who puts everything aside for the people she care about, yes she is mean at times but that’s her way of showing she cares. Laquay is an extremely great girlfriend who shows her love and compassion 24/7 . Laquay is someone you want to be friends with because she will show u how to have a great time.
Wow she is so fun and sweet. She must be a Laquay
laquay by Foundlynames April 30, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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