La Mesa

Known as, "The Jewel of the Hills." An eastern part of San Diego County, it divided in two: Nice La Mesa and Ghetto La Mesa. Nice La Mesa, running from about Lake Murray Blvd to about Dallas St, is comprised mostly full of old people and old Russian people. Ghetto La Mesa, running from El Cajon Blvd. to way down University, is, well, ghetto. It's not too East County to have too many SRH & Skin bros running around, but the weather is temperate and the land has lots of trees and foliage of the sort.

"Dude where do you live so I can pick you up for the awesome kegger tonight?"

"Well man, I live across the 8 freeway from San Diego State in La Mesa in a nice house overlooking the lake."

"Really? I live in a cramped and dirty 6 bedroom mini-dorm with 14 dudes! Wow, you're so lucky!"

La Mesa by Cynabon August 10, 2008

La Mesa

A city in East San Diego County. Like most of East County it is warm and dry 99% of the time. Also like the rest of East county, there are more stoners than nonstoners in the teenage population. There are a few less bro's than El Cajon or Santaa but they're here, don't kid yourself. The only bad thing about La Mesa is the old people that honk at the approx. 800 million skateboarders and don't seem to understand the expression "Share the road."

La Mesa is maybe 1/3 old people, 1/3 stoners/bros/punks, and 1/3 middle aged adults that DGAF life.

La Mesa is fucking tight.

La Mesa by Tetris420 May 10, 2009

la mesa toothbrush 

when you take a piss in someones mouth and they gently rub their teeth against your dick.

oh man, Julie gave Madi a La mesa toothbrush last night!

la mesa toothbrush by el writo January 22, 2010

La Mesa Junior High 

a shit school full of kids doing drugs and joining gangs . the only kids havin 'fun' are the white kids cuz they are privileged . dont go to dis school cuz all the staff are bitches n dont giv a fuck bout you. n the principal is a crackhead . the teechers will act nice and act like they doin they job when the principal walk in and after principal leeves they will go back to bein a dick sucker. they wil also disrespek u and demand respekt . the skool is cringy as fuck to . they try to be cool by playin gay ass songs at lunch and givin spotlight to those squeakers doing fortnite dances . this school try to act like they make a difference in kids life but they aint lmao . the no bullying and DFYIT progam obviouly not helpin cuz the only kids joinin it arent suround by drugs n they dont do shit when bullyin happens . pluz bunch of kids at this school are pussies. the ASB students are suppos to be leeders when they also the ones doing bad shit lmao and kids dont even care or think of them as leeders they just help.

fuck this school. full of fake ass bitches. every kid at this school try to act funny n cool when they really try-hards

stupid kid: go to La Mesa Junior High
smart kid: no nigga

La Mesa Junior High by Big Nigga _ October 2, 2018

Lamesa 

phonetically; LAME-ZA

1. A person who avoids work or effort.
2. A person whom resembles a lump.
3. A lazy ass

I'm not given'er 180% so you can only contribute 20% of your lamesa ass effort.... You're such a Lamesa!

Lamesa by MennoMex April 16, 2012

lamesauce 

A description of how incredibly hard something sucks.


There are varying degrees of the amount of lamesauce dumped all over a situation.

For starters, first degree lamesauce is simply, "lamesauce."

Second degree lamesauce includes words such as "covered" or "basted." Keep in mind that second degree lamesauce must always follow this format: past tense verb, the word "in" and then, of course, the word "lamesauce."

Third degree lamesauce normally includes two or three of the aforementioned past tense verbs, and occasionally attaches to the lamesauce a prefix such as "mega-," "super-," or "mondo-." In addition, a numeric adverb may be added such as "twice," "thrice," or "quadruply."

Fourth degree lamesauce basically depends on the creativity of the user. This specific degree is EXTREMELY SEVERE and must only be used when things have gotten so incredibly lame that you must resort to drastic, drastic measures.


And remember, the important thing is not WHAT the lamesauce IS, but how you USE the lamesauce.

1) This is such lamesauce!

2) Dude, this is covered in lamesauce.

3) This is megalamesauce covered and basted thrice over.

4) Alright, you know what. This is covered, basted, drowned, and at the bottom of an entire fucking ocean of lamesauce.

lamesauce by Bridie, duh. March 25, 2005

Lamesauce 

A person, situation, or activity which is not fun, interesting, or beneficial in any way shape or form. Something that sucks big time.

homework is lamesauce

Lamesauce by Nathan A September 22, 2007