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Long penis 

A male organ that some women will agree to want or have wanted at some point in time in their life
Dude dominic's got a long penis

Well I know who I'll be going with now
Long penis by Savy my nigga January 13, 2019

long penis 

girl:ohh I wanna play with ur long penis man:u sexy mama of course teacher: don't have sex!
long penis by jade9303546 March 27, 2022

Go Long-Penis 

Being attracted to a girl, but not wanting a committed relationship. All you want to do is have sex with her. Another term for "hit it and quit it."
Guy A: "Dude, why don't you two date?"

Guy B: "I'd rather not. I mean, I'd go long-penis, but not long-term.
Go Long-Penis by Dernson September 10, 2011

my long penis

A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it
Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?

Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time
my long penis by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023

long saggy penis 

when ones penis goes to saggy because the persons has had too much anal sex.this happens when the person has multiple orgasms every hour, 24 hours.
I have a very long saggy penis but sometimes when i had sex again i got a bona and it curved into my girlfriends but.

long hary black penis 

When an African American male named Hary does not shave his pubic region.
Damn Hary, My African American friend, you do not shave your pubic hairs. Some say you have a long hary black penis.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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