You don't want to be in the same country as this man. He has a 16-sense. If you're 16, and within 1000km of him, he will find you. He will take your virginity.
This name is a pseudonym; when his real name is spoken, he materializes behind you.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.