LOL WAT

When someone says something retarted around you and you dont know how to reply.

"So Tyrone i was jerking last night and it hurt"
"LOL WAT?!"
"My fap tent broke last night while i was on my faptop i almost drowned."
"LOL WAT?!"

LOL WAT by Faptop12 March 24, 2012

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lol wat

When someone says something funny that makes no sense.

1.U got dat ass do
2.lol wat

lol wat by What_The_Bish_Lasagna March 9, 2019

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lolwat

Synonymous to lolwhat, implies disbelief to the point of absurdity, where even something that actually happened cannot be believed. Generally followed by rage or a facepalm.

"The price of gas rose today on predictions that the market price for gas would go up ... lolwat?"

lolwat by Diet Right March 10, 2009

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lolwat

"Lolwat", meaning; "Lol, what?" Is a quite popular internet slang use. It could also be used when someone says something hella gay, and you respond with, "Lolwat".

Guy: "Ligma balls"
You: "Lolwat"

lolwat by Dominus Delirium August 28, 2018

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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