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Lick. My. Fucking.Cock
White boy call observed during cuffing season!
Oh KarenLMFC you rock my world!!!
LMFC by Sunshine76036 October 5, 2019
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A girl with tattoos that only dates men with tattoos.

Guy 1- "Man that girl is so hot, I want to date her!"

Guy 2- "Dude she won't date you, she's a total LMFC!"
LMFC by Hotchacha March 25, 2009
Related Words
LMFCO • LMFC • LMFCAO • LMFCBO
Laughing my fucking cock off. A term used in response to something funny.
I was lmfco when the cop on South Park shat jizz after being gangbanged at a frat party!
lmfco by GoofBall January 11, 2013
Can either mean laughing my fucking cum out, laughing my fucking cock off or for girls laughing my cunt off.
Person1 did you see ____s pants fall down yesterday?
Person2 ya I was LMFCO
LMFCO by Urban dict. User December 11, 2009
Sami: Cause everyone knows CIA actually stands for...
Chic In Adolescent-vagina-shaving.
Amber (me): LMFCAO
LMFCAO by [Amber] August 31, 2006
LMFCAO by TheAsianSavage April 1, 2019
LMFCO means you are laughing my fucking cock off it's very cool.

It's like nice cock but ur laughing the cock off.

This post was made by Bitzay#0001 on discord.
Hey bro how does a black mom know the name of her 8 sons the last name AHHAHAHA

Damn bro LMFCO big funny.
LMFCO by Bitzay the gamer April 7, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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