LILF 

(L.I.L.F.) Lamp I'd like to fuck, a moth's favorite thing to get off to.

(Moth): Oh that's a really hot LILF.

LILF by hornyjew2 September 29, 2018

lilf 

Lesbian I'd like to fuck

Dude look at that lesbo
ye shes such a lilf
i'd like to do that

lilf by dcohen July 14, 2007

Lilf 

Lolis i like to fuck

lilf are my favourite

Lilf by Groudn August 26, 2018

Lilf 

The definition of Lilf is used to describe people who love/obsess over Leonardo DiCaprio

"Omg, you love Leonardo DiCaprio! You're such a lilf" -person 1
"Omg, I don't !" -person 2 said in denial.

Lilf by Pmai_pt March 14, 2021

lilf 

lawyer I'd like to f**k.

She's such a lilf, watching her read the tax code feels like foreplay.

lilf by inacrunch April 27, 2009

LILF 

Librarian I'd like to fuck

LILF is a female librarian of not above 40, with sizable breasts that causes a reaction of arousal in thine pants.

LILF by praetorian1988 November 26, 2010

lilf 

Linguini I'd Like to Fuck

Nothing gets me off more than going down to that dirty guinea Guiseppe's place to uncork my clam sauce on some of the lilf that he regularly serves up. Now that's a spicy meatball!

lilf by Johnny Eightball January 14, 2007