Lil xan

A 22 year old who looks 13 and once got sent to the hospital for eating Cheetos.

Guy: Hey lil Xan, are you sure you should eat that second bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos?
Lil Xan: Shut the fuck up. I’ll eat what I want.

*Lil Xan fucking dies*

by Ireallydontlikeu69 May 14, 2019

Lil Xan

A rapper who created the song Betrayed and hearing his songs sound like a chemistry project involving a dick and his mouth.

Andres: Do you know Lil Xan?

Me: Yeah don’t like him.

Andres: Why not?

Me: Hearing his songs makes Cardi B look like the next Eazy E.

by Girls ❤️ shafts June 05, 2019

Lil Xan

A Mexican-American rapper who created the song, "Betrayed" that landed on the billboards chart.

Lil Xan's Betrayed video has a lot of views.

by King Urban LXIX January 19, 2018

Lil Xan

The only "rapper" that makes grindcore band Anal Cunt look like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

There's just no substance in Lil Xan's music; Xanax made him braindead. Total Xanarchy is listening to a young boy rapping with brain damage. true story

by Abraham's Adversary October 21, 2018

Lil xan

"Rapper" thst sounds like he has a 6 inch dick inside his throat

Billy:"You hear that new lil xan album?
Jamal:"Who tf listens to that nigga who look like he used to lick cockroaches in 2nd grade"

by Iwannasleeprn April 18, 2018

Lil Xan

Trash

This garbage stinks, wait it's lil xan

by Lil xxxtentacion November 21, 2018

lil xan

Xan's won't save you, Xan's gon' take you, Xans's gon' fake you, Xan's gon' betray you.

Lil Xan will fuck yo bitch.

by Little Xanax October 24, 2017