A LAN party, as it is referred to by outsiders, is actually a brutal orgy that is organised by the high ruling Weeaboo's of the PC community. The term LAN party is actually an organised criminal event where Weeaboo's pray on the young bottoms of teenage nerds in order to fulfil their virginous Weeaboo destiny.
Many of the young teenagers that attend these LAN parties are never seen again. Some say the Weeaboo kings chain them to their walls as trophies whilst they commit mass killings on Apex Legends.
Many of the young teenagers that attend these LAN parties are never seen again. Some say the Weeaboo kings chain them to their walls as trophies whilst they commit mass killings on Apex Legends.
Hello young nerd, would you like to come to our LAN party tonight? The high king weeaboo master will be in attendance. Don't tell anyone where it is and make sure your phone is switched off. Bring plenty of snacks and Vaseline.
by TheBasicMUFC August 27, 2019
A slang/secret term that refers to smoking marijuana. One would use it under certain situations where figures of authority, non-smokers, or fags are present and you don't want them to know what you're up to. Can also be yelled loudly when intoxicated, or to harass nerds.
Kenny: "It's a LAAAAAN PARTY!"
*Talking to nerds*
Dave: "Hey guys, wanna go LAN PARTY?"
Nerds: "No not right now, the LAN PARTY is Saturday night."
*Talking to nerds*
Dave: "Hey guys, wanna go LAN PARTY?"
Nerds: "No not right now, the LAN PARTY is Saturday night."
by Dave-Z March 10, 2010
A party where people bring their own computers, hook them up, and game all night long with eachother. Also involves mass comsumption of caffeine and junk food.
by AFatalFantasy February 25, 2004
A LAN party is where a large number of albinos, almost always male, gather in darkened rooms to protect them from the harshness of the sun and the corrosive effects of oxygen, and the bears, which as we all know, live "outside", and can only be guarded against by being inside. They engage in various mental exercises, most often simulated battle, to prepare them for any possible future hostile action taken by "others". These simulations are loaded into computers, which are usually owned and brought by the participants. There is often a small supply of sustenance available at the start, though it is ignored by most of the participants for the first many hours. In fact, many of the participants subsit solely on the copious amounts of stimulants that are available, usually dissolved into liquids with a high energy content. The event usually occurs until the participants are drawn away to other pursuits, most often infiltration missions into the general population.
by AGTMADCAT February 27, 2005
A social gathering, usually male-dominated, involving massive caffeine consumption and nearly constant playing of computer games. Like a sleepover, but without the sleep.
When's the next lan party?
by Mahalis September 11, 2005
by BlackSabbath16 June 26, 2007
by blaze June 03, 2002