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L.A.G.N.A.F. 

An acronym for Let's All Go Naked and Fornicate (or F*ck); originated in the late 1960's and seen on bumperstickers; the general public assumed it referred to some Air Force Base.
L.A.G.N.A.F.(white letters on blue background bumper sticker)
"What are we going to do this weekend? I'll buy a case of beer, let's head for the beach and LAGNAF!"
L.A.G.N.A.F. by Miami Joe September 8, 2007
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
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N.L.G.I.A.T.F 

An Acronym for Nothing Like getting invited after the fact
When all your buddies go out for a drink and they don't invite you, then you call one of them and they say, oh come on down, or come meet up with us. "There's nothing like getting invited after the fact, (N.L.G.I.A.T.F)"
N.L.G.I.A.T.F by RMJ1 August 14, 2022

N.L.G.I.A.T.F 

An acronym for Nothing Like Getting Invited After The Fact. N.L.G.I.A.T.F
When your friends forget to invite you out and you call one of them and they say, come meet up! Oh wow, There's nothing like getting invited after the fact. (N.L.G.I.A.T.F).
N.L.G.I.A.T.F by RMJ1 August 14, 2022

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Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
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