Kylie Syndrome

A rare medical condition that one can catch if caught not wearing a mask in public. Also can be caught by being named Kylie. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; aggressive yelling, random noises, aggressive "throwing it back," and having a gay cat named Tyler.

*In the freezer, yelling*
"Would you like to discuss your emotions?"
*more screaming in the freezer*
"Oh dear, I think you have Kylie Syndrome.

by WeeWorm_ October 23, 2020

Kylie Minogue syndrome

When a global music superstar inexplicably struggles in the U.S. market.

“I’ll never understand why Anastacia was not big in the United States. Guess she fell victim to the Kylie Minogue Syndrome.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Cocksucker Kyle Syndrome

1. Behaving like Cocksucker Kyle

2. When you and everyone else knows you're gay but you won't admit it

A: I'm not gay, I just love sucking dick!
B: Sounds like you have Cocksucker Kyle Syndrome to me!

A: How could you be a lesbian? PENIS IS AWESOME! (Not that I'm gay or anything.)
B: I think you have a case of Cocksucker Kyle Syndrome.

by montaltomadness January 24, 2009

Kyle Syndrome

1. A syndrome which, for some bizzare reason unknown to man, causes one to drool uncontrollably

2. A form of cancer and down syndrome combined that inevitably lead to drooling

"Yo Kyle, you have Kyle Syndrome"

"Kyle, stop drooling!!"

by I am the ASS December 29, 2007

Kyle’s Mom Syndrome

Getting incredibly angry over the slightest offensive image

Lin: Look, I accesorized my protogen!
Eewa: This content is definitely suggestive
*20 minutes later and a huge argument*
Thalia: That guy definitely has Kyle’s Mom Syndrome

by Bambianca January 25, 2022