Kwazzii

Kwazzii is the greatest cat that ever lived. She is a cute tuxedo cat, always dressed to the nines without trying.

Loves her subjects but loves herself more. Will slay her subjects without a second thought if they disobey her, especially if it’s to do with food.
Loves food more than life. Will eat anything basically. Don’t ever get between her and food!

Also the most beautiful kitty on the planet.

Servant: Kwazzii, my gracious and beautiful Overlord, I serve you these humble cat biscuits.

Kwazzii: Good human. Put them down and walk away, today you keep your life.

by Misty_Elf November 24, 2021

Kwazii

The name of the cockney cat-thing in the CBeebies show 'Octonauts'

'Hey dude, who's your favourite Octonaut?'

'Mate, has to be Kwazii. He's a first rate G.'

'Sick, bro'

by chambersj February 2, 2012

Kazziidan

Known as the best 1v1'er on Modern Warfare 2 in Canada.

I got smacked on Scrapyard by Kazziidan last night.

by Logansucks July 9, 2011