Kwangtung

This is Bok choy. ;)

Kwangtung is the most wonderful person i’ve ever met.

by AMOR-K November 22, 2021

Kwangdang

When you get your penis stuck in an awkward place.

Paul: Hey steve, what have you been up to today?

Steve: Not much, but i had a nasty kwangdang in the next door neighbour's letter box.

Paul: Ooh, nasty.

by Robert Bobson March 14, 2011

Kwanting

A hybrid of Mansplaining mixed with improperly cited religious doctrine likely used as a defense against fear of the unknown

Friend 1: idk dude having gay representation in media makes me uncomfortable, don’t you know that (blah blah blah Bible citation)
Friend 2: dude stop Kwanting to me, this isn’t a church

by Ragethemage October 20, 2022

kangkung katussa

Sri Lankan phrase meaning “live life to the fullest, leaving your worries behind”

Similar to “Hakuna Matata”

Guy 1: Sri Lanka has that “Hakuna Matata” vibe

Guy 2: that’s that kangkung katussa, my guy.

by Kshenanigans February 26, 2024

Bapak Bapak ini sedih; detik detong kangkung

Rough translation from Javanese (Indonesian): Father Father is sad, seconds detong kale. This is a nonsense phrase used by Rosaldo Jetkhalis and Khasdeidi. The words "bapak bapak" and "detik detong" are meant to be swapped out for other words. This is so the phrase can be used to communicate something to someone else discreetly. If anyone else tries to listen in, they won't understand. If you say this with enough conviction and confidence, "ini sedih" and "kangkung" will be enough to throw any eavesdroppers off your case. If you want to really drive the point home, you can add the phrase: "Edå bañak air mani" at the end of your sentence to make sure only your intended target gets your message. (Translation: There is a lot of semen) Again, total nonsense. Just maybe don't say this in Bali. You're gonna get some weird looks.

Bapak Bapak ini sedih; detik detong kangkung
Example 1: "Meet after school ini sedih; I have something for you kangkung".
Example 2: Geekbar geekbar ini sedih; call me detong kangkung. Edå bañak air mani!"

by Wuxin' to February 1, 2025