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Kwangdang 

When you get your penis stuck in an awkward place.
Paul: Hey steve, what have you been up to today?

Steve: Not much, but i had a nasty kwangdang in the next door neighbour's letter box.

Paul: Ooh, nasty.
Kwangdang by Robert Bobson March 14, 2011

Kwanting 

A hybrid of Mansplaining mixed with improperly cited religious doctrine likely used as a defense against fear of the unknown
Friend 1: idk dude having gay representation in media makes me uncomfortable, don’t you know that (blah blah blah Bible citation)
Friend 2: dude stop Kwanting to me, this isn’t a church
Kwanting by Ragethemage October 20, 2022

kangkung katussa 

Sri Lankan phrase meaning “live life to the fullest, leaving your worries behind

Similar to “Hakuna Matata
Guy 1: Sri Lanka has that “Hakuna Matata” vibe

Guy 2: that’s that kangkung katussa, my guy.
kangkung katussa by Kshenanigans February 26, 2024

Bapak Bapak ini sedih; detik detong kangkung 

Rough translation from Javanese (Indonesian): Father Father is sad, seconds detong kale. This is a nonsense phrase used by Rosaldo Jetkhalis and Khasdeidi. The words "bapak bapak" and "detik detong" are meant to be swapped out for other words. This is so the phrase can be used to communicate something to someone else discreetly. If anyone else tries to listen in, they won't understand. If you say this with enough conviction and confidence, "ini sedih" and "kangkung" will be enough to throw any eavesdroppers off your case. If you want to really drive the point home, you can add the phrase: "Edå bañak air mani" at the end of your sentence to make sure only your intended target gets your message. (Translation: There is a lot of semen) Again, total nonsense. Just maybe don't say this in Bali. You're gonna get some weird looks.
Bapak Bapak ini sedih; detik detong kangkung
Example 1: "Meet after school ini sedih; I have something for you kangkung".
Example 2: Geekbar geekbar ini sedih; call me detong kangkung. Edå bañak air mani!"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026