N. The super genius who lives down the street, who has a serious addiction with goatse tubgirl, and B1.
Oh my god, kurtis is trying to emulate GOATSE!!!!
by Mr. Bogey February 16, 2004
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Kick ass Mortal Kombat character that is the most realistic out of all the characters. Some like him for that, whilst others hate him because he can be a bugger to beat.

Looks a bit silly in first appearances, but in MK:A looked stacks better.
by Josh Riddick April 29, 2007
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Kurty Bear is the most amazing guy I have ever met. He knows how to make me happy, make me smile, keeps me warm at night and he knows how to make me feel good.

He treats me well and looks after me.

He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.

He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.

We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.
by K_L November 6, 2012
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A person who really really likes memes, mudkips or cats. It doesn't matter so you choose.
Your such a Kurtis Hoffmann bro!
by That_weird_Cat_dude May 29, 2018
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A true Fondy man. He loves eating cheese of all flavors, especially swiss. A great personality and if you get on his good side, he might even pull out the bald cap. Kurtis is truly a unique, one of a kind man. He is a member of the Fond du Lac Mug Club. A loyal and faithful man, except for when it comes to seeing his Gumar out at the bar.
You just found a Kurtis Schwartz, truly a one of a kind man.
by Tkroll24 March 30, 2023
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