kumquat

the male equivalent of the word 'cunt'

"shut up you dirty kumquat"
"he is such a fucking kumquat"

by bananalover69 April 22, 2010

kumquat

1. Small boobs
2. A small orange citrus fruit, high in Vitamin C
3. A fruit (homosexual person)
4. Idiot

1. Yo, Kidjwa, that chick as some perky kumquats
2. Hey, Frank, pass the bowl of kumquats, I believe I'm coming down with the scurvy
3. Yo, John's a kumquat, he touched my butt.
4. Rick is a kumquat he doesn't know anything

by Hernando Sanchez July 10, 2006

kumquat

1. certain type of citrus fruit
2. random unknown; thingy, something or other, whatever

"her rpg character where invariably Decepticon jets/ seekers/ kumquat"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Giant Fish, kumquat, we are proud to present..."

by ragedaisy August 31, 2004

kumquat

1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions

fuck off you kumquat!

by Alex April 2, 2003

kumquat

Like a date, only platonic. A friend-date, to get to know someone better or to catch up with them.

Alice asked me out on a kumquat - we're gonna go ice skating!

by I<3PIE January 28, 2015

kumquat

a euphemism for a little vagina

my girlfriend has a kumquat pussy

by kahoutek July 2, 2009

kumquat

A compliment if used by some guy who at one point in time looked like the Comic Book Guy

Kumquat's a cool word

by Gojira December 30, 2004