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Krazy Kurtosh 

The act of ejaculating between your partners ass cheeks while she shits into a Kurtosh roll. After the tasty snack is ready you eat the warm meal.
The Mrs and I were hungry last night so we had a Krazy Kurtosh.
Krazy Kurtosh by BilliwBobSandwhich December 30, 2022

Pasrat kustos 

It means to go pooping in the bush. This phrase is made of Latvian and Russian slang.

Origins of the phrase:
It came from a high school girl who told a story about her witnessing a man shitting in the bushes.

Synonyms: padirst krūmiņos ( Latvian ), посрать в кустах ( Russian), shitting in a bush ( English).
" Vīrietis aizgāja pasrat kustos."
" The man went pasrat kustos! "
Pasrat kustos by Olive095 December 1, 2021

kurtosis 

Big old booty. Term used by statistics geeks and hedge fund weenies. From the Greek word kurtos, meaning bulging, kurtosis is a measure of how "tight" a probability distribution of a random variable is around the mean. A positive kurtosis value indicates that many values fall far away from the mean, which are called "fat tails" when shown graphically.
Sir Mix-a-Lot would dig the slammin' kurtosis on that chick!

Do these pants make me look like I have excess kurtosis?
kurtosis by junk in da trunk January 15, 2008
A multilingual chill easy to talk to kind funny person
Kujtesa is a cool person. One of a kind.
kujtesa by Gstgd July 15, 2018
Your taking this pretty good Carl, kutos - Meatwad Aqua Teen Hungerforce
Kutos by AYO to da KAYO NIG October 17, 2008
A Name which can’t be pronounced by non-albanian people.
„I can't pronounce your name Kujtesa.“
Kujtesa by dearash November 22, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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