Kujtos
Is a slovenian professor who seems to be a homosexual, but is married. He is also a germ. He doesn't drink but smokes.
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Krazy Kurtosh
The act of ejaculating between your partners ass cheeks while she shits into a Kurtosh roll. After the tasty snack is ready you eat the warm meal.
Krazy Kurtosh by BilliwBobSandwhich December 30, 2022
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Pasrat kustos
It means to go pooping in the bush. This phrase is made of Latvian and Russian slang.
Origins of the phrase:
It came from a high school girl who told a story about her witnessing a man shitting in the bushes.
Synonyms: padirst krūmiņos ( Latvian ), посрать в кустах ( Russian), shitting in a bush ( English).
Origins of the phrase:
It came from a high school girl who told a story about her witnessing a man shitting in the bushes.
Synonyms: padirst krūmiņos ( Latvian ), посрать в кустах ( Russian), shitting in a bush ( English).
Pasrat kustos by Olive095 December 1, 2021
kurtosis
Big old booty. Term used by statistics geeks and hedge fund weenies. From the Greek word kurtos, meaning bulging, kurtosis is a measure of how "tight" a probability distribution of a random variable is around the mean. A positive kurtosis value indicates that many values fall far away from the mean, which are called "fat tails" when shown graphically.
Sir Mix-a-Lot would dig the slammin' kurtosis on that chick!
Do these pants make me look like I have excess kurtosis?
Do these pants make me look like I have excess kurtosis?
kurtosis by junk in da trunk January 15, 2008
Kutos
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Pink Cloud
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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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