Kujtos

Is a slovenian professor who seems to be a homosexual, but is married. He is also a germ. He doesn't drink but smokes.

I think that guy is a Kujtos.

by Mszoo September 3, 2020

Krazy Kurtosh

The act of ejaculating between your partners ass cheeks while she shits into a Kurtosh roll. After the tasty snack is ready you eat the warm meal.

The Mrs and I were hungry last night so we had a Krazy Kurtosh.

by BilliwBobSandwhich December 30, 2022

Pasrat kustos

It means to go pooping in the bush. This phrase is made of Latvian and Russian slang.

Origins of the phrase:
It came from a high school girl who told a story about her witnessing a man shitting in the bushes.

Synonyms: padirst krūmiņos ( Latvian ), посрать в кустах ( Russian), shitting in a bush ( English).

" Vīrietis aizgāja pasrat kustos."
" The man went pasrat kustos! "

by Olive095 December 1, 2021

kurtosis

Big old booty. Term used by statistics geeks and hedge fund weenies. From the Greek word kurtos, meaning bulging, kurtosis is a measure of how "tight" a probability distribution of a random variable is around the mean. A positive kurtosis value indicates that many values fall far away from the mean, which are called "fat tails" when shown graphically.

Sir Mix-a-Lot would dig the slammin' kurtosis on that chick!

Do these pants make me look like I have excess kurtosis?

by junk in da trunk January 15, 2008

kujtesa

A multilingual chill easy to talk to kind funny person

Kujtesa is a cool person. One of a kind.

by Gstgd July 15, 2018

Kutos

Meaning Props

Your taking this pretty good Carl, kutos - Meatwad Aqua Teen Hungerforce

by AYO to da KAYO NIG October 17, 2008

Kujtesa

A Name which can’t be pronounced by non-albanian people.

„I can't pronounce your name Kujtesa.“

by dearash November 22, 2021