When you go home with a girl and she clearly wants to hook up but you get her into bed and the instant the head hits the pillow, she is passed out snoring loudly and the man leaves pissed off regardless if they were in his bed.
Dude, last night sucked, I got kublockied in my own bed!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.