by HintonSparks October 15, 2006
by weelaurabee September 4, 2017
Tequila is my kryptonite.
by Rockydog August 24, 2017
"Hey Leroy, where you been, the white girl got you under a spell??"
"Nah man, it's just the kryptonite!!"
"Nah man, it's just the kryptonite!!"
by jaxnajax March 20, 2009
Kryptonite is the new beer. It is a high energy, high alcohol drink with distinctive affects; namely memory loss, intense energy, false confidence and a guaranteed crazy adventure.
Designed originally for special occasions, but rapidly becoming a weekly, if not daily, ritual by students everywhere.
Kryptoingredients:
1) Red bull equivalent energy drink (Cheap brands - preferably "Red Rooster")
2) Blue WKD equivalent (Cheap brands - preferably "VS")
3) Vodka (Cheap brands - preferably "Morinov")
Depending on next day memory requirement, ratios can vary from 3:2:1 (I have an exam tomorrow), 2:2:1 (standard), or 1:1:1 (not for the inexperienced)
Pre-drinking ritual:
Once enough drinks have been mixed for all involved in the kryptosession, everyone must lift their glasses, clink them together, and recite the Kryptoast:
"See you tomorrow!"
An immense concoction, not for the inexperienced.
Designed originally for special occasions, but rapidly becoming a weekly, if not daily, ritual by students everywhere.
Kryptoingredients:
1) Red bull equivalent energy drink (Cheap brands - preferably "Red Rooster")
2) Blue WKD equivalent (Cheap brands - preferably "VS")
3) Vodka (Cheap brands - preferably "Morinov")
Depending on next day memory requirement, ratios can vary from 3:2:1 (I have an exam tomorrow), 2:2:1 (standard), or 1:1:1 (not for the inexperienced)
Pre-drinking ritual:
Once enough drinks have been mixed for all involved in the kryptosession, everyone must lift their glasses, clink them together, and recite the Kryptoast:
"See you tomorrow!"
An immense concoction, not for the inexperienced.
1) Mike: "Hurry up and mix that drink! I need my krypto!"
Sam: "But it's only 9:30 on a monday morning"
Gareth: "Yea but we is soled. Gotta hit the kryptosesh hard"
2) Mike: "Ahh mate i'm buzzing from that kryptonite!"
Sam: "I don't understand what you are saying my friend, I have had 4 pints of kryptonite"
Gareth: "Mix up some more biatch"
3) Mike: "Arhhh mann, I is buzzzinnnnn!!!"
Sam: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Gareth: "fjdisdfojsifoijoisf!!!"
Sam: "But it's only 9:30 on a monday morning"
Gareth: "Yea but we is soled. Gotta hit the kryptosesh hard"
2) Mike: "Ahh mate i'm buzzing from that kryptonite!"
Sam: "I don't understand what you are saying my friend, I have had 4 pints of kryptonite"
Gareth: "Mix up some more biatch"
3) Mike: "Arhhh mann, I is buzzzinnnnn!!!"
Sam: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Gareth: "fjdisdfojsifoijoisf!!!"
by samstorm88 April 26, 2007
by goooooooogle bob September 27, 2006
1. (adj) Used by AMD to identify the types of processors
2. (noun) a harmful substance that can defeat Superman
2. (noun) a harmful substance that can defeat Superman
by Noone February 2, 2005