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Krooster 

Noun: A male who is very zesty when around his male friends.
Male1: Hey dude Male3 is such a Krooster

Male:2 yeah he grabbed my thighs and called me baby last week.
Male1: oh no is that Male3
Male3: hey daddy you still free tonight?
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f@@kwoostered 

v.

to be shamefully cast down into the lowest depths of society
That kid was such a pain in class, bothering everyone and thinking he's the greatest thing ever, until the teacher finally had enough of it and f@@kwoostered him in front of the whole class. Now he just sists there quietly to himself.
f@@kwoostered by NBF User November 18, 2005

kloosterman

Coolest person in the entire world. Also goes by kloo.
That kloosterman!
kloosterman by KDOG July 19, 2012
One of the weirdest people you will ever meet. They usually have red hair and they re first name is usually Allison
Dat was a klooster walking down over there
Klooster by natedawg October 8, 2016

kloosterkoek 

Means you are a whore, in Afrikaans.
"She is a kloosterkoek"
kloosterkoek by Askend May 17, 2021

koosteria 

someone who writes and makes her readers wanna bang their heads on the wall and cry
"OH IT'S KOOSTERIA AGAIN, SHE'S BACK TO MAKE US CRY!"

"FUCK, WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET THESE IDEAS FROM???"
koosteria by bitchnaneunsolo July 19, 2021

koosteria 

she also writes fluffs, mind you.
"koosteria if you keep writing domestic fluffs how am i going to survive being single???"
koosteria by jeonjeongguks November 23, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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