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The ultimate Chad, serves nobody at all. A complete god, will happily rate your cock.
Kronk: β€œWoah, nice cock.”
by Gooseweed August 02, 2020
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1. A type of creature most commonly seen in it's drunken, natural, state.

2. This is a very rare and mythical being. When in it's drunken state, it tends to foam from all of its holes.

3. This being likes to touch furry animals.

4. This being makes sexual sounds, all the time, for one reason and one reason only: gloworms.
Oh snap! Look at that Kronk in it's natural state! It is caressing that little caterpillar with its finger!
by bananababy January 12, 2017
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From The Emperor's New Groove character, Kronk, something that makes you confused.
Can also means confusion or the act of being too confused that makes you be done with life.
Β‘Me esta kronkeando esta tarea!
Me kronkeo con esta madre.
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by babielle September 30, 2019
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To hit the minimum word count in an academic paper by constantly repeating the same arguments and details using slightly different phrasing on every repetition.
I only have one page of this five page essay finished so I better go home and kronk it tonight.
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by Tullstoy February 23, 2018
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Kronk, 1. the act of accidentally stepping on a baby’s head 2. a term to spice up a sentence with your friends 3. or both the same thing
this party is getting wayyy to kronk

damn fortnite tonight bout to be hella kronk
by I <3 2017 September 19, 2018
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It's a snack in the Netherlands and it's officially called "kroket". It's a very tasty snack yis yis
Nick: "Do you want bread with kronk?"
Joey: "YIS"
Daan: "I'm Jimmy, but yes I want kronk"
Djordie: "Yes, kenker lakkar"
Laura: "Yes, but what the hell is kronk?!"
Nikita: "Yis yis yis yis, a waps is a weps who can't wops"
Wilders: "More or less kronk"
by bigforhead2000 October 02, 2019
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