The act of holding one's own and defeating an opponent. From Roy Kronk who did not falter under the defense attorney Mason, no matter how the defense tried to confuse him.
by KeysCoyote June 28, 2011
by Tyler Betcher December 24, 2002
by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008
by BattleCrap October 27, 2017
When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.
"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
by SubspaceNiro August 26, 2020
by lauren August 31, 2003
A phrase used when instructing a girl to get you dick ready for a handjob by flopping it back and forth
by Afuckingbear February 10, 2019