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To thrust your member into an object. Ex:) a woman
"Hey bro what did you and Kayla do last night? " "I Kronked the shit out of her, my dude!"
by Nut'em April 21, 2018
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You're in your local pub, you're ratfaced, and now you're gonna go "kronk" at the nearest chick-infested club.
by Tenacious Dee September 13, 2006
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a very ugly person slightly resembling shreck or any ogre type being. a smelly beast, usually foreign
"haha look at that guy with the squished nose, what an absolute kronk!"
by h.c.l May 22, 2008
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a very hard erection that doesnt go away for at least 7 hours.

nb: if the erection doesnt go away after 10 hours you should seek medical advise.
last night i had such a kronk over your mum
by LSMISSMJ June 07, 2010
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To spread ones cheeks as far as possible and shove a pumpkin up the anus
This one chick I new got kronked in the anus
by SargentoCheese May 05, 2018
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1. A type of creature most commonly seen in it's drunken, natural, state.

2. This is a very rare and mythical being. When in it's drunken state, it tends to foam from all of its holes.

3. This being likes to touch furry animals.

4. This being makes sexual sounds, all the time, for one reason and one reason only: gloworms.
Oh snap! Look at that Kronk in it's natural state! It is caressing that little caterpillar with its finger!
by bananababy January 12, 2017
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