Kristborg

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An Norwegian name meaning God's protection.

A Kristborg is a caring selfless person who will do anything for her friends and never let you down. She is determined and when she decides that she wants something she will get it. She has a beautiful personality and a heart of gold.

She is fun to be around and lights up the room with her charm. She is very beautiful but doesn't show off her looks to much.

Friend: Thank you for helping me with my homework last night, where would I be without you?
Kristborg: My pleasure!

Guy1: that girl over there is smoking hot
Guy2: yup, that's Kristborg

Kristborg by DogLover21 December 5, 2011

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Kristbjorg

Usually preferd to a person without a thumb or a personality. Some 'Kristbjorg' have friends but most of them don't.

A 'Kristbjorg' tries everything to get attention, especially from their caregivers.

person A: Hey, would you like a bite of my sweet and tasty apple?
Kristbjorg: Yes, please.

Kristbjorg by romancekiller February 3, 2010

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Kristborg • Kristbjorg • Kristberg • kristoria

Kristberg

Big strong and hard working Scandinavian man who fight for his friends and him self.

Here comes kristberg

Kristberg by Karlinn 12344 October 30, 2019

kristbjörg

Kristbjörg is an Icelandic name, the name means being beautiful and sexy. Kristbjörg is usually a blonde super sexy lady who has the sex-drive of a bull. Kristbjörg will dominate you in the bedroom and loves playing mind games.

Oh my! I had the wildest night with Kristbjörg! She dominated me the entire night! I think I am in love!

kristbjörg by crazypanda334 November 21, 2021

Kristbjörg

The Viking name kristbjörg means very beautiful and sexy. People can smell her from far away. She is intimidating and scary at first but once you get to know a krietbjörg you won’t be able to stay away

Omg do smell the sexiness in the air? Yeah it’s kristbjörg the best person in the world

Kristbjörg by Sigurveig November 22, 2021

kristoria

Kristoria is a beautiful, lovely, kind, amazing person, who is there for everyone at they worst times, she also love delray rocks!.

Girl1: Hey, can we be best friends?.
Kristoria: no I have one, her name is Simari! .

kristoria by Kaprithebest November 19, 2023

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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