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krijesh is a person that loves a good gag and wants to cock gobble all the boys.he loves a good tug from the boys and will soggy biscuit for 25p
Damn bro I'm so gorny I could krijesh you
krijesh by kr1thecornershopgod35 September 29, 2020
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Indian Krijesh’s are usually really fucking gay, but there’s a different kind of Krijesh’s, they’re usually the most wise and will emit a gold aura to those whom he trusts the most, Krijesh are known to have the best advice for almost anything, including relationships, despite their size, they can sometimes be overwhelming. Go ahead and become friends with a Bhutanese Krijesh for they are the best pals you can be.
Why is my krijesh a faggot?
It’s cause you’re friends with an Indian Krijesh, my krijesh is a max level monk
Krijesh by Unknown Monk October 20, 2024
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A person of honour. Respects only them who deserves. A well set mind sometimes confused but performs outstanding when confident. Loves to do new stuff. Only lucky people get their company. A good teacher who teaches fundamentals of life.
That's great Kritesh.
Kritesh that idea.
noun. Grace of God
Composed of two words from Sanskrit, Kripa meaning grace and Esh meaning God.
His actions remind me of Kripesh.
look at her! she is such a kriesha!
kriesha by timotheeballsack April 23, 2021

kriesheen 

A big guy who has the power to sit on people but overall a funny guy and is popular and he hates snakes because he thinks they are irrelevant and have no life.
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kriesheen by ArnolArnold September 25, 2018
Everyone underestimates his true potential. He is loving. Kind and very responsible when it comes to things that matter. He is lovable and the best friend you could have.
Dude, he is such a great guy, must be a Kriesh
Kriesh by MintyWaff March 23, 2021
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