Krigsskolen 

Krigsskolen (lit. The War School"); The Norwegian Military Academy. Claims to be the oldest university-level institution in Norway, yet graduating cadets only earned bachelor-degrees after 2008. Tuition is not only free, the Army's future leaders earn almost 60k USD while in school at Linderud, Oslo. When cadets matriculate, they're automatically promoted to 2nd Lueys. When they graduate after 3 years, they become 1st Lueys. They're expected to fulfill the role of platoon COs AND senior NCOs. Yeah, you know it. Norway needs an NCO-corps yesterday.

Norwegian Police University College student:

Man, I got tuition to pay, I might get a job north of the polar circle, and all the flak for wanting to be a cop.

Norwegian Army cadet:

And I'm living the good life at Krigsskolen.

Krigsskolen by norasoc December 29, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008