Krautgasm 

A kraut having an orgasm before death while bleeding on the ground

"AH FUCK MY LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- OOOOOOOOOOH YEAH DADDY"
"Hes having a Krautgasm."

Krautgasm by Jeffydickballs December 19, 2017

Krauthammer 

An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before

Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."

Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"

Krauthammer by UncleDes March 5, 2009

Krauthammer 

A pus-filled genital chancre one might acquire from sex with a prostitute or random, male-male truckstop intercourse.

(Credit Tommmcatt @ Wonkette)

That skank gave Glenn a Krauthammer, better double-bag it.

Krauthammer by Tha Cheat September 8, 2009

Krautism 

Form of autism where one recognizes only input in German

On Fridays, Alin becomes krautist, he listens to German music
A lot of Parisian girls were stricken bu krautism during WWII

Krautism by Anu Sindeep February 24, 2017