Kralm

Kane and Randy Awkward Laughing Moments-Kralm is when you are in class and you look at your best friends an everyone else is quiet but its so quiet you start laughing then your friend starts laughing and your trying to stop laughing but the sight of your friend trying to stop laughing is so hilarious that you start making inhuman noises and it hurts not to laugh so you lose control then your friend looses control and everyone looks at you like your high. This is the most intense form of hysteria and is impossible to achieve unless you are RandyKane.

alec- did you see kane and randy?
cody- yeah the were kralming so hard i was about to try to beat their ass.
alec- yeah i know lets throw rocks so he can punch me in the face again.

Kralm by Koozey December 14, 2011

King kraM 

1. (Proper Noun)
A beautiful Asian man who aims to spread joy through his rap songs. He smokes bananas in his spare time and drinks a lot of water which is disguised as Gatorade. He has the tendency to do the dab whenever he coughs because he's just that cool. Being the one and only king, kraM posts stickers with his name on it wherever he goes.

2. (Adjective)
To be super cool to onlookers even though you feel really stupid.

Ex. (Proper Noun)
Guy 1: "Hey man, have you listened to King kraM's new hot single 'no real friendz'?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah man it was swaggo."

Ex. (Adjective)
Guy 1: "Yo bruh you did so well on that presentation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh really? I thought it was pretty bad. I guess it was just really King kraM."

King kraM by ImaCrab May 30, 2016

Kramer's Law 

A simple concept. Once an ass, always an ass. Arrogant, know-it-all, all around asshole.

After becoming a CPA, Ron became an arrogant asswipe worthy of disgust. It happens all the time with those types. That's Kramer's law playing in effect.

Kramer's Law by Lopz August 9, 2012

Karlmani 

Usually a massive bitch who can't/won't do anything and just chats a lot of shit

Mo "get an education like me bro"
Karlmani "no I'm gonna stab you"
Mo "ok man defo"

Karlmani by Thespeakeroftruth49 August 9, 2019

poopey kramp

The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.

Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.

If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!

poopey kramp by gofr March 28, 2008

Alex Kralie

its that dude in marble hornets that likes to yell at people for having dogs, he's also played by Joseph DeLage who is also shown in Troy wanger's (creator of {marble hornets}) separate channel "THAC TV"
Alex Kralie is basically just some psychopath in a horror web series that hates simple plan and tends to shoot Jay and break tim's leg with a rock.

"You brought your dog!"
Sarah: "Alex-"
"MEMORIES YOUR LINES"

example 2

“Even better news..guess what’s battery powered.”

plays sick beats,

“Oh god..this just got better”

example 3

*jay breaks into alex's house*

"Hey jay you forgot your flashlight >:c"

example 4

jay: "alex?!"
*alex shoots jay*
slender: "hey uh alex kralie im going to take your script supervisor and never return him, oki bye"

Alex Kralie by aferretboinamedtobes August 5, 2020

Kramer, Cosmo

The luckiest bastard in the world. He just about falls ass-backwards into money without doing work.

Kramer's life is a fantasy camp.

Kramer, Cosmo by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003