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A Kozzi ( KAH-zee ) is a seriously crazy and backwards individual. Most often seen in his natural habitat of a messy bedroom. They are lazy and annoying creatures, often boasting loudly about their accomplishments and generally giving most others a hard time. They love their diet which consists mainly of .......
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THIS DICK!!!! Got eem!!!!
Man, that dude over there never shits up....such a Kozzi.
Kozzi by ThisDICK!!!!GOTEEMGOTEEM!!!! December 21, 2016
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kozzi • kozziko • kizzie • koozie • kozzuh • Kozi • kizzis • Kozzy • kazzif • Kezziah
An act, phrase, or outward demonstration resembling that of which Joe Korziuk would partake in; Something one would not normally do, usually resulting in a rather humorous consequence.
I totally just pulled a korziuk.
Korziuk by buick1993 January 10, 2012
Kezziah is a natural beauty with an amazing personality. She's so funny and always there for you. She is unknown to how beautiful she is and lacks self esteem sometimes. She is also intelligent. Shes very flirty. She knows right from wrong most of the time. Kezziah sometimes has a slow reaction to things ( an example could be if a joke is told it might take kezzia a few mintues before she gets it ) She's a girl you'll have awesome funny memories with. She can be a bitch at times but If you ever find a kezziah, hold on to her. Shes always gonna be there for you in the end. Any guy would be lucky to have a kezziah in his life. Shes kind and caring and has beautiful eyes. She'll be your bestfriend.
Boy 1: i think im fallin' for kezziah
Boy 2: go for it dude
Kezziah by spongebob123 August 27, 2012

David Kozin 

David Kozin is the sexiest guy you’ll ever know. He’s funny, he’s strong, loving, has good humor, will never let you down, an amazing driver, intelligent and has an enormous cock.
Person: Ayo that’s David Kozin what’s good my guy
DK the motherfuckin mvp!
Literally means a chicken.
A person (usually a young male) who is so desperate for the attention and affection from the opposite sex.

As for a boy,
Staring at girls in public places like school/college, bus stop etc.
Loves texting to his multiple "online girlfriends" in WhatsApp and Instagram.

Enjoys talking to the girls group more often than to the boys.
Knows every single detail about any girl around his circle.
Gets rejected by most of the girls he met. Relationships hardly lasts longer than 3 months, still never stops chasing new bitches out of self respect.
Thinks he's cool, funny and has the game around ladies while in reality he's viewed as a creep, clown or a useful simp idiot by almost any girl who could have met him.
Anjaliyude followers listil ulla ella girlsineyum Rahul follow cheythittund,
Ejjathi kozhi

(Rahul has followed every single girl in Anjali's followers list,
What a fucking kozhi)
kozhi by Malayalam Lexicographer February 16, 2023
One of the Guitarist for the Gothic Visual Kei Japanese band Malice Mizer. As well as one gorgeous, sexy beast. *Makes a nice woman too.*
girl one at concert: hey who's that with the guitar over to the side?
girl two at concert: *srceams* It's Ko~Zi!! KO~ZI! KO~ZI! KO~ZI!
girl two just blinks.
girl one passes out because Ko~Zi has just blinked in her direction.
Kozi by Michiru October 8, 2003
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