kozel
kozel by Alex Bele.... July 10, 2007
Words you can keep
Kozel
A tight ass man with a lot of information. Used to be very good looking and smart and then he got a good job high paying job Fortune 500 company and he forgot the ones who worked for him. He forgot about his son that he had with a Japanese Chinese horror who now is in charge of his compliance Department and Licensing because his son's name from a long ago is Chad like the country chat it's French Welsh it's in the Bible. Chad is loved by Jesse a Jessie at 90 State House Square. Chad was left on the stairs of a hospital that didn't exist call the lamb Memorial on 10 666 it's a matter number in New Jersey because of Kozel versus Kozel it's an abomination in the Bible... Some say it's the end of the world because of adoption when he was born there's a two-week. That's missing because of Kozel and because of Jesse. The Lord Christopher Kendra comes down from Maine to New York and takes Jesse to understand this one born Chad of Joses and Margaret Mary Chase Smith. It's about Maritime because of a Kozel if you know a Kozel then get Kozel can save you from the wreckage and the Terrors and the whores don't leave them out there... It's biblical!!!
Me: hi is this Phillips Van Heusen
Tiffany: I'm not his admin
Kozel: that kid Chad O. Herman is a hoax in the Word of God
Lord Christopher and Anti-christ Kozel is our savior!!!!
Tiffany: I'm not his admin
Kozel: that kid Chad O. Herman is a hoax in the Word of God
Lord Christopher and Anti-christ Kozel is our savior!!!!
Kozel by Fernando X. Cruz June 26, 2018
(to) kozel
(to) kozel - “Wo kann man hier kozeln, Andrea?”,”Wann kozeln wir heute?”,”Kozeln ist toll”,”Ist das etwas kozel Light?”,”Das kozel muss tiefer rein”
(to) kozel by KozelKing April 4, 2022
Kobel
A talented and handsome singer/rapper that is the leader of the Broke Gang and Is not afraid to flex random stuff on the broke underlings
Kobel/Johnny: "I got this... Eevee figurine. Um- and these star stickers- oH wait"
Fans: "GUYS HE'S FLEXING THAT EXPENSIVE SHIt oN US"
Kobel/Johnny: "alright guys get ready for a ult flex. I got airpo-"
Fans: "STOP FLEXING UR EXPENSIVE STUFF AT US AND SHOW US YOUR FOREHEAD NOBODY CARES ABOUT UR AIRPODS"
Fans: "GUYS HE'S FLEXING THAT EXPENSIVE SHIt oN US"
Kobel/Johnny: "alright guys get ready for a ult flex. I got airpo-"
Fans: "STOP FLEXING UR EXPENSIVE STUFF AT US AND SHOW US YOUR FOREHEAD NOBODY CARES ABOUT UR AIRPODS"
Kobel by @uwu.kobel January 27, 2019
Kozlowski
Future ruler/ender of the world, often likes to destroy people by throwing busses full of children at them. Sometimes puppies are in place of children. Does not give a damn about what you think, and will pretty much eat your soul.
Kozlowski by Lien The ikswolzok January 30, 2018
kozee drunk
A level of drunkenness after 8 everclear shots in which urination takes place in the shower with an abundance of open stalls and cellular devices replace alcohol in the fridge. This level of drunkenness usually involves lack of memory, MIC's, and a great story to tell everybody.
kozee drunk by Klub Kozee September 8, 2012
kozlowed
Getting so drunk that you wake up on someone you have never met's couch, wondering around saying "Hello, where am I?", and proceeding to exit the building in search of landmarks to find your way home.
Pete: "Man, I just walked back from some random residence at Laurier, woke up on a couch in someones room, no idea how I got there, no idea who's place it was, i started knocking on doors asking where i was and no one answered so I went outside trying to figure out where the hell I was..."
Grant: "Sounds like you got kozlowed..."
Grant: "Sounds like you got kozlowed..."
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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