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koelie
a sly person from India. Similar in monetary approaches to Jews. They both love money, but where a Jew will try and make an honest buck a Koelie would prefer cheating you out of it 2 save effort. Would steal the cream out of ur coffee if they could.
The Jew bought a Seiko watch at a Koelie jewellery store. Upon closer inspection, he saw on the watches' insignia that it was 'pSeiko'...
koelie by superbad777 March 29, 2009
Koélie
Koélie is a very chatty girl, with a strong personality. She likes to be right, and is a very bad player.
She loves dramas. She can gossip about anything she heard about, because she knows absolutely everything.
She's tall, beautiful, and clever.
She loves makeup.
Even if it doesn't look like it, Koelie feels unsecure sometimes. But -wtf- she gets all the fucking handsome guys. (HOW ?)
She loves dramas. She can gossip about anything she heard about, because she knows absolutely everything.
She's tall, beautiful, and clever.
She loves makeup.
Even if it doesn't look like it, Koelie feels unsecure sometimes. But -wtf- she gets all the fucking handsome guys. (HOW ?)
drie hoekie koelie koekie
Afrikaner term for a samosa. Literally, in Afrikaans, a "three-pointed koelie cookie", a "koelie" being a generally derogatory term for Indians.
Often said quickly and with the kind of patter and rhyme that only Afrikaner slang can provide.
Often said quickly and with the kind of patter and rhyme that only Afrikaner slang can provide.
drie hoekie koelie koekie by Zeptorem April 13, 2010
Kaelie
A sweet, funnily awkward type of girl. While most Kaelies are very innocent, they all have their wild side. Usually quite pretty, (though unaware of it) Kaelies are the kindest heartbreakers. Most Kaelies are unique and artsy, with a passion for helping people. You don't gain a kaelie's trust easily, but once you do they're the most loyal friends. Kaelie's are good liars, though looking into ones beautiful eyes you're sure you've seen their true souls. Crippled by low self esteem and doubt, Kaelies will never truly realize how beautiful they really are, inside and out.
Chuck: "Dude who's the new girl"
Caleb: "I met her last week volunteering at the animal shelter, she's definitely a Kaelie"
Caleb: "I met her last week volunteering at the animal shelter, she's definitely a Kaelie"
Kaelie by A friend xo April 20, 2013
Koolie
Buttocks.
Its used as short for a slang Spanish and Italian term, "culo", spelled "coolie", "koolie" or "cooley" - referring to the buttocks (either gender; male or female).
Its used as short for a slang Spanish and Italian term, "culo", spelled "coolie", "koolie" or "cooley" - referring to the buttocks (either gender; male or female).
Koolie by flamethrowin November 17, 2019
Keelie
Comes from Greek Mythoglogy meaning the Beautiful One, also meaning a person who is extremly cool and sexy. Meaning a female who will take over the world one day by seducing the president!!
Keelie by Breaking Eos February 5, 2010
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