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Koman Coulibaly 

To be the worst ref in the world in your respective sport. Coined after a horrendous job in the 2-2 tie between the United States and Slovenia in the World Cup, which included a "hand" ball off the neck, constant bad foul calls, and a goal taken away with under five minutes left.
Fan A: Wow, that ref was bad.
Fan B: Yeah, but he's no Koman Coulibaly.
Fan A: Touche
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Koman Coulibaly 

The world's worst referee. He decided he hates Americans so screwed us out of three points, on a horrible call. He didn't even make a call. He just blew a whistle. While, four US players were being held by the Slovenians. Great call dumb ass.
Did you see that call?" "Yeah, what, is he KOMAN COULIBALY
Koman Coulibaly by Worstrefever June 20, 2010

Koman Coulibaly 

The worst referee in FIFA history. Can also be used synonymously with eunuch, blind man, and royal douchebag.
Koman Coulibaly deserves to never referee another game of soccer in his life.
Koman Coulibaly by bobjamesbob June 20, 2010

Coulibaly 

To disallow a game-winning goal by calling a foul where none occurred.
Coulibaly became a household name in the US after Mali referee Koman Coulibaly disallowed Maurice Edu's game-winning goal in the 86th minute of the US-Slovenia match in the 2010 FIFA World Cup.

Coulibaly 

To perform a critical analysis of an event , in real time, with poor accuracy or judgment (or "judgEment" if you are British). Refusal to discuss or deliberate on the issue afterward is a common complementary course taken. Thought to have originated with FIFA referee Koman Coulibaly serving a "phantom" foul to the United States in the 2010 FIFA World Cup during a group stage match against Slovenia.
Koman Coulibaly definitely just coulibalied that "decision." The US threw rock and Slovenia threw scissors. Only a coulibaly could miss that; US wins.
Coulibaly by Tommysaurous Rex June 21, 2010

coulibaly 

To disallow a goal because you can't handle the fact that the US no longer sucks at soccer
The US were coulibaly-ed twice in the 2010 World Cup.
coulibaly by fuck coulibaly June 26, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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